Thursday, May 17, 2007

Girls are so fucking lucky

I found this craigslist add in the adult gigs yesterday for the Detroit area. Fuck!!! God dam, I want this fucking job!!!!


SEEKING GLORYHOLE GIRL for paid gigs.

Pay: $50 per man. (Average night ranges from 3 guys to 15, each guy spending about 5 mins in your mouth. Average time you spend at a session - about 2 to 3 hours. Do the math. The pay is good.)

Please be:
> 18 to 50 and INSHAPE.
> Drug and Disease free.
> Caucasian
> Comfortable with cum in mouth; you don't HAVE to swallow, but it would be a plus if you did, of course. Interviews begin May 25th

Please include the following:

- PHOTOS (head & full body)
- NAME
- AGE
- LOCATION
- AVAILABILITY
- CONTACT INFO

3 comments:

JPN said...

no kidding.....i'd almost PAY $5 a guy....

Will said...

OMG--the dream of what?--40% of gay men?, and getting paid for it into the bargain! Like a license to steal money.

Bigg said...

All I'd need is an HPV vaccine and a smile, and I'd be ready for work.
Maybe when you move to NOLA, Mike, you should think about starting the gay version of this job yourself... Let me know if you're hiring!