From the Banks of the Dirty Titt Life and other random shit on my life in Bay City...A sleepy little drinking town, with a fishing problem...
If you find yourself driving through hell....don't pick up hitchhikers....
"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intensions"...Augusten Burroughs
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Happy Holidays
Hope everyone has a great Holiday! I won't be online during vacation. Hope to come back with some nasty stories about the trip. Here's some pics from last years trip. See ya next year.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
VooDoo at Congo Square... our favorite bar
WAS our favorite bar. Since our visit last year Estelle sold her share of the bar and they fired Jim who was our favorite bartender. Sooo FUCK YOU VOODOO...
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Mondays
I got out of work Monday night and started to head home when it sounded like a big chunk of ice broke loose from my wheel well. I continued to drive until my car started not handling worth a crap, so I took the nearest highway exit and pulled over to see if I could pry the ice chunk loose from the wheel well/tire. Turns out that it wasn't an ice chunk at all and that my front drivers side tire was going flat. (note: I just replaced the front tires two weeks ago with new ones) So I pull into the gas station a block away and try to air up the tire, but it refuses to take air and is leaking it out as fast as its going in.
So I go to a pay phone and call Scooby to let him know that I'm going to be late cuz I gotta change a flat. It's just after midnight and its freezing cold and the ground is covered in icy wet slush. Fucking great... So I get the jack and the spare tire out of the trunk and jack up the car, get the lug nuts all off. Then I start to take the flat tire off when the piece of shit jack buckles and basically folds in half dropping the car onto the tire which gets pinched into the wheel well.
Call Scooby back and tell him my predicament and ask him to bring another jack. Wait for a half hour for Scooby to show up. We get the car jacked up change the tire, and we're good to go. That is until Scooby tries to start his van and its dead. Luckily he had jumper cables so we jump his van and finally head for home, by that time its almost 2am.
My only question is why can't this shit happen during the summer when its nice out. But then again it could have been raining.... Long story short the tire was replaced free of charge (luckily I bought the warranty). After I left Discount Tire I immediately went to Big Lots and bought a hydraulic jack. I'm sure as hell not going to deal with the piece of shit jack that came with the car.
Family Christmas went well last Saturday, we all got along and had a good time. My oldest niece was there who is about 4-5 yrs. older than me and we all reminisced about how her and her sister and brother used to torcher me....ah the memories...
Count down to New Orleans, One more week....YES!
So I go to a pay phone and call Scooby to let him know that I'm going to be late cuz I gotta change a flat. It's just after midnight and its freezing cold and the ground is covered in icy wet slush. Fucking great... So I get the jack and the spare tire out of the trunk and jack up the car, get the lug nuts all off. Then I start to take the flat tire off when the piece of shit jack buckles and basically folds in half dropping the car onto the tire which gets pinched into the wheel well.
Call Scooby back and tell him my predicament and ask him to bring another jack. Wait for a half hour for Scooby to show up. We get the car jacked up change the tire, and we're good to go. That is until Scooby tries to start his van and its dead. Luckily he had jumper cables so we jump his van and finally head for home, by that time its almost 2am.
My only question is why can't this shit happen during the summer when its nice out. But then again it could have been raining.... Long story short the tire was replaced free of charge (luckily I bought the warranty). After I left Discount Tire I immediately went to Big Lots and bought a hydraulic jack. I'm sure as hell not going to deal with the piece of shit jack that came with the car.
Family Christmas went well last Saturday, we all got along and had a good time. My oldest niece was there who is about 4-5 yrs. older than me and we all reminisced about how her and her sister and brother used to torcher me....ah the memories...
Count down to New Orleans, One more week....YES!
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge...you fucktard
Well its Christmas time and you know what that means. It's time to get fucked over by my employer. It started last week when I received a letter from my boss's secretary saying "Since you didn't use your vacation by your anniversary date of Oct. 15, you have lost 4 days of vacation".
My email to my boss, his secretary, and the director of human resources
Last year I noticed (posted on the bulletin board in the custodial breakroom) a list of physical plant employees and their anniversary dates. My annv. date on this posting states Jan. 27 I argued this saying that I thought my annv. date was Oct. 15,(the date I was hired) and I was told no that it goes by the date that I was permanent fulltime which would be Jan. 27 not Oct. 15.
On Feb. 26, 2004 I asked for vacation for Dec. 23, 2004 and Jan. 3, 4, 2005 and it was approved. If my annv. date is Oct. 15 why were these days approved and why was this not questioned then?
Now I'm being told that my annv. date is in fact Oct. 15 and that I have lost 4 days of vacation. I was only doing what I was told and for that I lose 4 days of vacation? In the past when employees who still had vacation time left and it was getting close to their annv. date they were told to use them or lose them and yet I get notified 2 months after I've already lost my vacation.
The next day I get a email from HR saying that I was right and that my 4 days have been put back into my vacation bank and that they're sorry for the mix up. Man I'm so glad that I sent it to HR also or else I'd still be battling it, cuz our manager and secretary fuck up so much you'd think they were on crack. Another thing is that I actually only had 3 days of vacation left not 4. So I'm thinking do I say anything or just take the extra day. Well after a talk with other employees I'm told that management adding extra days of vacation to employees is normal and happens alot. One woman was told that she had 2 days of vacation to use, so she took them, now management turned around and said she took two days to many and that they will deduct it from her next check. So she is going to be shorted about $200. on her last check before Christmas. Note: the place I work is a college that specializes in teaching people how to run their own business........ Isn't that a fucking joke.
The only thing they do for us for Christmas is take us out for a meal and I was just told that their not doing that this year. I'm sure it was the accountants idea.
So Merry Fucking Christmas
In other news my family is having our Christmas party this Saturday. I like when we have it early and get it out of the way. Plus I think big daddy might be doling out some inheritance this year, since he made a big stink when my brother (who is retired and lives down south) said they couldn't afford to come up for Christmas this year. Needless to say my sister made a call and brother and wife are now coming up. Another clue is my father asked me a week ago about my finances, which is something we never talk about. Sooo I hope I'm right, and if I am me and Scooby are going to take a couple of vacations next year. NYC and San Fran is the plan and while I'm dreaming crashing my old classmates 20 yr. reunion in Tucson would be fun also.
And last but not least Sugar daddy is coming up this Saturday night to give us our gifts. YEA! His gift request this year is to watch me fuck Scooby silly. Boy that will be an easy gift to give...
My email to my boss, his secretary, and the director of human resources
Last year I noticed (posted on the bulletin board in the custodial breakroom) a list of physical plant employees and their anniversary dates. My annv. date on this posting states Jan. 27 I argued this saying that I thought my annv. date was Oct. 15,(the date I was hired) and I was told no that it goes by the date that I was permanent fulltime which would be Jan. 27 not Oct. 15.
On Feb. 26, 2004 I asked for vacation for Dec. 23, 2004 and Jan. 3, 4, 2005 and it was approved. If my annv. date is Oct. 15 why were these days approved and why was this not questioned then?
Now I'm being told that my annv. date is in fact Oct. 15 and that I have lost 4 days of vacation. I was only doing what I was told and for that I lose 4 days of vacation? In the past when employees who still had vacation time left and it was getting close to their annv. date they were told to use them or lose them and yet I get notified 2 months after I've already lost my vacation.
The next day I get a email from HR saying that I was right and that my 4 days have been put back into my vacation bank and that they're sorry for the mix up. Man I'm so glad that I sent it to HR also or else I'd still be battling it, cuz our manager and secretary fuck up so much you'd think they were on crack. Another thing is that I actually only had 3 days of vacation left not 4. So I'm thinking do I say anything or just take the extra day. Well after a talk with other employees I'm told that management adding extra days of vacation to employees is normal and happens alot. One woman was told that she had 2 days of vacation to use, so she took them, now management turned around and said she took two days to many and that they will deduct it from her next check. So she is going to be shorted about $200. on her last check before Christmas. Note: the place I work is a college that specializes in teaching people how to run their own business........ Isn't that a fucking joke.
The only thing they do for us for Christmas is take us out for a meal and I was just told that their not doing that this year. I'm sure it was the accountants idea.
So Merry Fucking Christmas
In other news my family is having our Christmas party this Saturday. I like when we have it early and get it out of the way. Plus I think big daddy might be doling out some inheritance this year, since he made a big stink when my brother (who is retired and lives down south) said they couldn't afford to come up for Christmas this year. Needless to say my sister made a call and brother and wife are now coming up. Another clue is my father asked me a week ago about my finances, which is something we never talk about. Sooo I hope I'm right, and if I am me and Scooby are going to take a couple of vacations next year. NYC and San Fran is the plan and while I'm dreaming crashing my old classmates 20 yr. reunion in Tucson would be fun also.
And last but not least Sugar daddy is coming up this Saturday night to give us our gifts. YEA! His gift request this year is to watch me fuck Scooby silly. Boy that will be an easy gift to give...
Monday, December 06, 2004
Ch Ch Ch Changes
Scooby called me at work last week and I could tell in his voice that he was bummed about something so I immediately asked, "What's wrong?". He then explained that he was checking out "T's" profile on gay.com and it had just been updated and that T said that he had just met his soulmate and that he was in love, and mentioned the guys name. So I guess we're out of the picture. I felt kind of indifferent about the whole thing. Yes I did want it, and yes I thought it would work, but I just had a feeling that it just wasn't going to happen. Scooby was really bummed by the news. So it looks like its going to be just the two of us going New Orleans.
This is the 3rd fuck buddy this year that has settled down and found a boyfriend. Granted T was not really a fuck buddy, we had only hooked up once, so I guess that's more of a one night stand. Anyway 1st our handsome 20 yo poz guy David got a bf and let us know that he couldn't come over to play anymore. We're still good friends though. Then my fb Tony found a bf and said he'd give me a call if things didn't work out. Damm...
"When one door closes another opens"
I now believe in that saying cuz I just got another playmate. Went over to his place Sat. morn. He's probably in his early fifties, tall and thin with a real deep voice. Anyway he's neg. so it's basically me blowing him which is cool with me. This Sat. was our second hook up and man was it HOT! He had me on my back on the bed and he climbed on top of me and stuck his cock in my mouth and was face fucking me when he started balancing on his feet and head and brought his hands down and started gently playing with my nipples. To be mouth fucked and have my nips played with at the same time was to much and got me really horned up. Then he shot his wad down my throat which made me blow too. HOT HOT HOT!
Other than that my insomnia and acid reflux is kicking my ass. I think I drank too much over Thanksgiving which is causing the excessive acid reflux. So needless to say I didn't drink any alcohol this weekend. Then I've been only getting about 5-6 hrs of sleep a night and its making me really irritable. Fell asleep at 11pm last night and was wide awake by 5am. By 7:30am I decided to get up, turned on the tv and watched the end of "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane". Then I started watching this movie called "Zero to Sixty" about people who do car repos. It was a 1978 movie and I couldn't stop watching it cuz the teenage girl in it had this way too familiar voice. I mean really obnoxious sounding and I kept thinking who the hell is she...the it hit me....it was Violet (the blueberry) Beauregarde aka Denise Nickerson from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". What a trip. It was a "B" movie that also stared Silvia Miles and Joan Collins. It was either that or paid programing. So shoot me...I'm easily entertained.
This is the 3rd fuck buddy this year that has settled down and found a boyfriend. Granted T was not really a fuck buddy, we had only hooked up once, so I guess that's more of a one night stand. Anyway 1st our handsome 20 yo poz guy David got a bf and let us know that he couldn't come over to play anymore. We're still good friends though. Then my fb Tony found a bf and said he'd give me a call if things didn't work out. Damm...
"When one door closes another opens"
I now believe in that saying cuz I just got another playmate. Went over to his place Sat. morn. He's probably in his early fifties, tall and thin with a real deep voice. Anyway he's neg. so it's basically me blowing him which is cool with me. This Sat. was our second hook up and man was it HOT! He had me on my back on the bed and he climbed on top of me and stuck his cock in my mouth and was face fucking me when he started balancing on his feet and head and brought his hands down and started gently playing with my nipples. To be mouth fucked and have my nips played with at the same time was to much and got me really horned up. Then he shot his wad down my throat which made me blow too. HOT HOT HOT!
Other than that my insomnia and acid reflux is kicking my ass. I think I drank too much over Thanksgiving which is causing the excessive acid reflux. So needless to say I didn't drink any alcohol this weekend. Then I've been only getting about 5-6 hrs of sleep a night and its making me really irritable. Fell asleep at 11pm last night and was wide awake by 5am. By 7:30am I decided to get up, turned on the tv and watched the end of "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane". Then I started watching this movie called "Zero to Sixty" about people who do car repos. It was a 1978 movie and I couldn't stop watching it cuz the teenage girl in it had this way too familiar voice. I mean really obnoxious sounding and I kept thinking who the hell is she...the it hit me....it was Violet (the blueberry) Beauregarde aka Denise Nickerson from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". What a trip. It was a "B" movie that also stared Silvia Miles and Joan Collins. It was either that or paid programing. So shoot me...I'm easily entertained.
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