Thursday, January 06, 2005

I'm back

Hey there, we got back Tuesday afternoon. Will have to give a brief summary for now, cuz I'm swamped trying to catch up at work and trying to keep up with all the snow shoveling. Fuck it was nice to be in decent weather, didn't miss this snow shit at all.

Anyway the morning we were suppose to leave to drive down, that big snow storm hit. Everyone told us to wait, but of course we couldn't. Instead we detoured west and drove down through Illinois. Managed to miss most of the storm until we got to the bottom of Illinois and from there on it was A DRIVING HELL until we got to Mississippi. Needless to say that Arkansas and Tennessee don't have the proper equipment to keep the roads clear and of course they have no salt to melt the ice and snow either. Luckily I'm a very seasoned shitty weather driver. Saw several cars and turned over semi trucks in the ditch. Because of the severely icy roads we tried to stop for the night before we got to Memphis, TN but all the motels were full so we ended up in a 5 mile, two hour traffic jam just to get across the bridge to Memphis. By the time we got across it was about 2am and we luckily found a vacancy at the Econolodge.

We got to the room and Scooby immediately ran to the bathroom and then someone knocked on our door. Stupidly I opened up the door to see who it was and it turned out to be the Econolodge prostitute. She said she locked herself out of her room and needed to call the office but considering she was carrying a empty bottle of baby oil I think she wanted to use more than the phone. She was also looking to party but I managed to get through to her that I wasn't interested and got rid of her before Scooby came out of the bathroom. Definitely will never answer our motel room door in the middle of the night in a strange town again. I was tired and not thinking...luckily we didn't get robbed.

We got down to New Orleans the next day and lets just say the 10 days there, I had so much sex I think my cock is going to fall off. Scooby and I were very naughty and had a blast in the process. Will write more about it soon...I promise.


Homer said...

Oh Mouse, that was me in disguise!

Michael said...

LOL... Hell Homer if i'd of known, you could of stayed.