Random shit

Well I called the vet at 1pm today as instructed, all expecting them to say come on over and pick em up. But no. I was told that they are doing good and getting around, but to call back tomorrow morning. I miss the little shits. I hope their not totally pissed at me for having them fixed and declawed. Puddy our older cat was only there overnight when he had his surgury, but he's a large cat also, so maybe they heal faster.

In other news I fucking worked my ass off today before work. First I rounded up all the trash (tomorrow's trash day), cleaned all the litter boxes, did 3 loads of laundry, and brought in the rest of my plants from outside for the season. I also pulled a table out of the Michigan basement and cleaned it up and put it in the attic to use for a base for my stain glass work area.

(For those of you who don't know what a Michigan basement is, its normally a small dirt floor room under the house.) Ours is just that, which houses the furnace, hot water heater and all my canning jars along with plumbing and heating parts and pieces that need to be installed when ever we get around to in. Oh and its only accessable from a trap door in the floor of the dining room, which is a total bitch. After I moved the table out I then put in one of those plastic shelfs to store my canning jars which had been sitting under and on top of the table.

Then I went to work. Oh wait a minute I made lunch for Scooby first then I went to work. And that was my day so far. My pink eye seems to be getting better, but I had to cancel a date with a hot french man because of it. FUCK FUCK FUCK, I was so looking forward to that rondevous.

Kitty update and other shit

Well Scooby called the Vet and both Kiddo and Clyde are doing fine. They told us to call tommorrow around 1pm to see about picking them back up. This sounds good since this morning they told us to probably call around 4 or 5pm. It will be nice to not have my feet clawed in the middle of the night anymore. I believe it was Clyde that would jump up on the end of the bed and get my feet in the process. It happened enough that I started sleeping in the fetal position out of fear.

In other news: I woke up this morning with my right eye crusted shut. So I would guess this means that I have Pink Eye. Fucking great. Never had it before, but Scooby just had it last month so I started taking the Similasan that we bought for him. It started with one of our friends coming over with it and giving it to Scooby. I guess I just don't understand some people, its like hello we already have problems with our immune system. Thanks for throwing a wrench in that.

Its funny how people are either considerate or not. We do have friends and neighbors that won't come over if their sick or will warn us is we are planning on visiting them. Our next door neighbor needed to come over for something recently and his kid was violently ill that morning and he pulled his shirt up over his mouth and nose not to contaminate us. I thought that was very considerate but not really needed and we told him he didn't have to cover up. I did pop an Airborne and that usually does the trick.

Anyway thats it, the kitties are doing good and I got fuckin pink eye....

nothing new

I have absolutely nothing new or interesting to say. Fall is here and so is the rain. Went to the flea market this weekend and actually bought a few pieces of crap. Saturday I helped Scooby and J drink a bottle of whisky then I drank a bottle of wine, then I preceded to throw up. Funny I felt fine the next day. Other then that its been sleep, eat, work. Tomorrow I drop Kiddo and Clyde off at the vet so they can be neutered. Poor guys....

Thats all

Web cam freaks

Scooby really likes to view peoples personal webcams, but as of late he's been seeing some really weird shit.

A little while ago he started viewing this one guys cam. The guy was naked and holding on to his hard cock. But then he started to stroke it. As his hand went down the shaft something weird would happen to the head of his cock. With a closer examination it was decided that the guy used to have a prince albert but it was apparently ripped out. When his hand would go down to the base, the head of his cock would pop open and then clap back together when he stroked up.

Last weekend I was watching tv and Scooby was sitting in a chair next to me watching a guy's cam. The man was dildo'ing the hell out of his ass, which was quite entertaining. Then I heard Scooby go "Ewwww" and I looked over to see the guy on cam expell the healthiest shit I've seen in a long time. It looked like it took place in the guys livingroom...I hope he at least layed something down over his carpet when he started.....

The Birthday update

First I'd like to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday! Not much to report I'm afraid.

This year my sister and dad came over the day before with the cake. Scooby didn't even have money to buy me a card. "J" our roomate gave me a Prosac, so I droned on the couch most of the day. I asked Scooby to make me breakfast, I figured he could at least do that since he couldn't afford to take me out to eat....I ended up cleaning up the mess afterword. "J" did make an awesome venison dinner that evening. The highlight was when the neighbor lady and her bf came over to get online to buy a dildo, I was laying on the couch and with no place else to sit "J" came over and snuggled next to me under a blanket. Did I mention that "J" is 25, slim and furry and that he was shirtless. That made my day! The neighbor guy returned later with a 6 pack of beer for me. That was about it, I went out and bought a bottle of whisky which we all drank. Scooby's mom sent me 25 bucks but I ended up giving 20 of it back to Scooby so he could put gas in his car.

Oh and I almost forgot to mention that last Friday I bought myself a 2001 Aztek. Call it a pre birthday present to myself. I've wanted one for awhile now and my friend Thurston got me a great deal on it. YEA! So all in all it wasn't to bad of a birthday as birthdays go.

Happy Birthday to me

UGH! Well I turned fuckin 40 today. Good bye dirty thirties it was hella fun ride. I'll miss ya. mwah

Aids Walk Michigan

Hey everyone, I'm walking in Aids Walk Michigan again this year. If you'd like to sponsor me you can make donations here. You will need my first and last name so contact me at baycitybearcub@yahoo.com and I'll give it to you.

Thanks Mike

I'm back.....

Just a short note for right now until my brain, kidneys and liver are finished detoxing. Had a good time, wasn't as eventfull as expected, but I do have a couple of nice nasty stories to tell. Until then, here is a "Best New Orleans story" from our friend Wendy who works at Aunt Tiki's on Decatur.

These three old ladies were visting NOLA and there hotel room (little did the know) over looked a gay establishment. The first morning they went to the front desk and said: We were looking out our window last night and saw what looked like a bunch of men in a conga line.......then we realized they were all naked....

The hotel rep immediately started appoligizing and said they would move them to another room asap. Oh no, we don't what to switch rooms, said the old ladies, We were just wondering when the show starts.