Wednesday, August 11, 2004

OMFG!

I just read Glennalicious's last post about his friends taking him shopping for clothes and the price of Diesel jeans being between $150. - $350.... All I can say is OH MY FUCKING GOD! I had no idea that they were that expensive. I might as well add Deisel Jeans to my list of never haves. For Gods sake $350 would almost make my mortgage payment.

I'm so glad that Saginaw has an Old Navy store and that they have sales... Old Navy jeans on sale $10., shirts between $5-$10 on sale. I guess I'm glad I don't live in the big city, because this country mouse would be homeless trying to be fashionable. Actually this is why I quit going to Chicago, because of all the fucking tickets that I'd get from the local fashion police.

Call me poor, call me cheap, whatever... As Popeye would say, "I am what I am". I can't believe I'm about to admit to this but last year I gave a bj to a fat fifty-something guy in exchange for 4 flats of flowers for my yard. Actually the guy was Scooby and I's sugardaddy for a couple of years. We'd help him out and he would shower us with gifts. I alone got several nice shirts, a small colored tv with cd player, several cd porn movies, expensive cigars, several fifths of alcohol and a wheelbarrow. Not to mention the $150. we both got at Christmas time and a king size bed that was only 2 yrs old. He also paid for our camp site when we went camping with him and his bf to Saugatuck last year. They have been together for about 25 yrs and his bf didn't put out much anymore and the bf was more than happy that we were taking up the slack.

Unfortunatly he asked to come up (he's from the Detroit area) when we were going to be tearing off the old roof and I told him it wouldn't be a good time because we would be really busy and tired, well I guess he got mad cuz we haven't heard from him since. Oh well it was nice while it lasted.

Ok I'm a:

Whore....or Smart shopper....

You decide

5 comments:

Will said...

Smart shopper, honey. And you boys spread a little joy and physical happiness in the process. I don't see a problem here.

Michael said...

Thanks Will!

Homer said...

You made me laugh! What kind of flowers???? Pansies are my favorite.

Michael said...

Actually it was 3 flats of Impatients and 1 flat of those dark orangish red marigolds. They were beautiful and worth every lick/suck and swallow. LOL

angreeblkcub said...

Both! and aint nothing wrong with that. ;-)