Tuesday, December 13, 2005

All I want for Christmas is a new douche bag...

Did I miss something....did douche bags become illegal in this country with out me knowing?

I've been looking all over the place for a new hot water bottle with the douche/enema attachments and can't find one anywhere. Went to a couple of Walgreens, a Rite Aid, and Kmart. Kmart came the closest with a hot water bottle but no attachments.

WTF!!!

Is it against the law to douche anymore or what? Obviously several people must of shoved too much water up their holes and sued or something.... But why should the rest of us go with out, just put a warning label on the son of a bitch like everything else for fucks sake.

Or maybe...just maybe its the "IT" Christmas present of 2005 and everyone is just sold out.

Is there a black market for douche bottles?....The search is on .

4 comments:

AJ said...

If it can wait, get one online...
One place I could suggest is forttroff.com

Drub said...

That's a good place... if not, just get a sure-shot shower attachment. I got one and I swear by it.

Jack Hampster said...

Colt has this red bulb thing that also has a dildo attachment - it gets me warmed up for the real thing

Michael said...

Awesome! Thanks for the help guys.