Connect the dots

By last night my rash had mutliplied to the point that my torso just looked like I had a sunburn. All the little red dots decided to join hands and become one. The benadryl must finally be working cuz last night it had started to climb up my neck, but by this morning my neck was clear again. Today I noticed that the redness is starting to fade. Thank fuckin god.

I swear to god it looked like I had small pox. Or at least I think its small pox. I saw some documentary a while ago on germ warfare and they showed pics of people with this awful red rash thing that I think was small pox. Anyhoo its slooowly going away. Yea! I don't know if its the benadryl or what but I'm dragging ass today. I was planning on getting the holes dug for the sideyard fence expansion today but was just to tired to do it. Hopefully tommorrow.

It's the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I don't know what I did yesterday but 90% of my body is covered in a rash of little tiny red dots. Thank god its not on my face. Scooby and I were trying to figure it out and we've narrowed it down to possibly the fish that I ate yesterday or I possibly got in contact with something out in the yard while I was weeding and spreading mulch. Who knows.... I ran to Walgreens and picked up some Benadryl, but it doesn't seem to have kicked in yet.

In other news... I've been battling fucking crabs for a month now. Those fuckers are about to drive me crazy. It's not like I'm infested or anything but considering my OCD I might as well be. It started a month after we got back from NOLA. I discovered three of the little fuckers in my armpit. No place else just my god dammed armpit. I had just tricked with someone a couple of days before. Basically it was just a blow job but we were naked and I rested my arm on his hairy leg. Scooby's about hairless and hadn't been with anyone since NOLA, checked himself and had nothing.

So then I go through the routine of washing all the beding, towels, clothes and doing the RID thing. Searched and destoyed the eggs. Then followed up with RID a week later and thought I got rid of the little fuckers. Then a week or two ago I found more fucking eggs around my navel. FUCK!!! Went through the whole routine again, except this time I opened up a large trash bag stood inside of it, pulled out the clippers and clipped myself from my neck to mid thigh to make sure I got rid of all the eggs. Then tied up the bag of hair and through it away. This time I only found one of the little buggers.

Yesterday I found one more and one egg. FUCK!!!! I've done 4 loads of laundry today and the RID thing again. This better be it, cuz I've fucking had it. I've checked and checked and even picked at one of my moles until it bled. I now understand why porn guys shave their bodies. Furry guys and multiple sex partners are just a recipe for disaster.

So I'm clipped down and covered in a rash. What the fuck is next....mange

Good News

Well that CT scan came out clear. Yea! Of course right before I found out I got one of my 30 second stabbing headaches. Luckily they last less than a minute then I'm ok. Still makes me think WTF! So basically its in my head....but not in my head. So whatever.

God I've got to get out of this blah mood. I was hoping to at least post some pics this week but Scooby rebuilt the computer and now "Hello" won't work...so no pics until that's figured out, unless I jump through hoops on the laptop. Which I would basically have to send a pic to my email on the computer then go to the laptop and post. Ugh Sorry but thats too much work.

Been looking for someone to refinish our bathtub in the bathroom we are remodeling. Some friends of ours just had theirs done but the guy fucked it up and never came back to fix it.
Note: Never hire someone out of the phone book if they don't have:
1.) an address printed,
2.) name of business,
3.) only have a 1-800 number.
These are red flags people. I always check people out with the Better Business Bureau before hiring. Our friends did get a P.O. Box from the fraudulent tub refinisher. They then called the BBB after the fact and found he had a long list of complaints.

Spent this weekend sorting through more crap in the attic. I also got the back wall of the sun porch cleared away of crap so we can start hanging drywall sometime soon. Our same friends (above) stopped in a few weeks ago to check out our yard sale and we ended up buying a big ass fucking cabinet from them which we are going to attach to the back porch wall. If it wasn't for that big ass cabinet we probably wouldn't of planned on getting drywall up anytime soon. So Yea!

Last Mark Weigle pic

This is the last pic of Mark for my Mark Weigle week. God I love his furry body and those eyes....

The CT scan went smoothly today. Its nothing like you see on TV. First of all it's no longer a big tube that you go into. Instead its a big donut type machine. And its not loud at all like they show on tv/movies either. The one weird part is they gave me an IV and shot some cold liquid in my arm then hooked some kind of electical cord up to the IV. Weird. Then they slowly stuck my head in and out of the donut hole. I felt like a human dildo.

Should find out the results in about a week.

Have a great weekend!

Having my head examined

Haven't posted anything this week cuz I'm just feeling blah. Last night I finally thought of something to post that was witty and funny but by the time I finished, Blogger went down for maintenance and everything was lost. And I can't remember it verbatem so maybe next week.

Went to the Dr. today for my quarterly visit.

CD4...750
viral load...undetectable

Which is basically no change, which is good. My Cholesteral is down also which is good, I don't remember what the actual points were. Then we started talking about side effects. Come to find out that even though I had a headache for the entire first month when I started Viracept the ones I'm getting now are not related. Granted I've had migrains since I was 4 yrs old, but recently they can last from 30 seconds to over a week. I also mentioned how my short term memory is getting bad. Example: At work if I'm asked to do something, I have to do it right that minute or write it down or else I will forget. Also finally mentioned the fantom smells of dog shit that I've been having. I totally forgot to mention the occasional ringing in the ears and seeing spots, something my mom had also.

Considering my mother, aunt and grandfather all died of brain tumors, guess what I'm having tomorrow. If you guessed CT scan your correct. Tomorrow at 10:30am I'm going in to literally have my head examined. I don't know what to think. I'm kind of scared of the out come. The question thats plagued me will finally be anwsered. The Mayo clinic my mom was diagnosed at said hers probably had been around for years and just started growing. I'd rather discover it early then too late like the others on my mothers side.

I gotta look though all my boxes of stuff and see where I put my PMA (positive mental attitude). I've got to prepare my self for better or worse cuz I was not prepared when I found out 10 yrs ago that I was HIV. La La La I went in to get my yearly HIV test results and WHAM. I was sooo not expecting testing POZ and I don't want to be surprised like that again. So I'm trying to feel indifferent to it and considering my memory is fucked, it shouldn't be a problem....

Sorry for the bummer, but thats what's new with me this week. I really am doing ok with this so... Don't cry for me Ike and Tina.

Another Mark Weigle pic

Excerpt from "Nasty Bizness"

Got my face pressed to the tile floor
of the rest stop bathroom stall
One in the saddle and 5 in line
You know I'm gonna take 'em all
Its a nasty bizness
And I'm the guy to do it/get it done
Nasty bizness
Lets get on down to it/lets have some filthy fun

Press that wedding ring into my head
Hold my face down to your root
She been on the rag all week
And now your ready to shoot
Lucky me getting your seed
I feel like a thief
The nitty gritty, it ain't pretty
When a man needs some relief


I just got another one of his CD's "Different and the Same" and it has a song called AZT on it which is sung to the tune of "ABC" by the Jackson 5. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants....


AZT written by Maurice Kelly of The Kinsey Sicks

My doctors said my T-cells.... were getting kind of low

She said now boy we gotta try.... to make those babies grow

She looked inside her big book....of pharmacology

And wrote not one prescription,.... she gave me 63!

AZT, and then you got…

DDC, oh don’t forget…

D4T

3TC

Vitamin C for your

HIV, girl.

I ran on down to Walgreens.... to pick up all my pills

My viral load is tiny.... compared to all these bills

For each of these new potions.... I pay a hefty fee

This life-prolonging therapy... will be the death of me

Ritonivir

Nelfinivir

Saquinivir

Acyclovir

Indinivir

Norvir

Let’s give a cheer for Trizivir!

Cumma cumma cumma gimme Protease Inhibitors!!

At 5 a.m. I wake up... to start the day’s routine

Pills in pretty colors;.... white, red, yellow, green

At noon it’s time for 6 more,.... at dinner I take 8

Which leaves from 9-9:01.... to pee or masturbate

That’s how easy drugs can be

…except for lipodystrophy

Mark Weigle artist of the week

I'm dedicating this week to the out and extremely WOOFY singer Mark Weigle. I recently got his double CD Soul Sex which includes Wrestling the Angle and Versatile CD's. His songs range from country to rock. He even sings a parady of "Baby got back" called "Buddy got Gut" dedicated to all his bear friends.

The Versatile CD is down right NASTY! And I fuckin I love it!

Here's a few lines from "Mr. Trucker Man":

"Hey there Mr. Trucker man
I heard your zipper fallin'
I come runnin' across this lot
Just to see what you've been hauling

Hey there Mr. Trucker man
Wanna lighten up your load?
Peel back that fat gearshift
And drop it down my throat"

ARGH!

Earlier this week I looked across the street and noticed that the marquee sign at the church said they were having a rummage sale Friday and Saturday. Several weeks ago I considered having a sale this holiday weekend but then decided that there was no way that I'd be able to be ready, so I postponed it till Memorial day weekend.

After seeing the church sign I thought I've got to have it this weekend that way I'll get most of the people that are going to go to their sale. So all this week I've been frantically gathering up shit and pricing it. Hauling all the big heavy shit from upstairs to the foyer which included a: dresser, chest of drawers, home gym, fireplace mantel ect..

Today I look out at their sign to see what time their sale starts, and its been changed. Their fucking sale was last weekend, not this weekend. FUCK!!! To top it all off its suppose to rain tomorrow. Double FUCK! I think its only suppose to rain in the morning so we're gonna plan on having it anyway. Saturday is suppose to be nice.

God I hope all the big heavy shit sells.

Hercules! Hercules!

 

I just watched Hercules on the SciFi channel this weekend and Oh my fucking God! Paul Telfer who played Hercules is too fuckin HOT! This movie is a year or two old, how on earth did he get past my radar.
My mouth is still watering...

OMG! I finally figured out how to post a pic of myself in my profile!!!! I'm not as ignunt as I thought I was. Well wait a minute...I've been blogging for almost 2 yrs. maybe not ingnunt just a bit slooooow. Dam learning disabilities...

HNT

Here's a pic I took last week right before I trimmed up my beard. Spent this morning cleaning up the backyard, raked up over 3 bags of leaves. Also seeded the bare spots in the backyard.

God its nice to be outside!

MELONS!!!!!

 

Another JoAnn Worley moment on Laugh In.

Everyone needs a place too Laugh In

 

One of my favorite shows as a little kid was Laugh In. Here's a pic of JoAnn Worley in a leather dominitrix outfit. She was just one of my many favorite actors on the show.