Friday, November 12, 2004

An overhaul

Ok I will admit it. I'm still very depressed over this fuckin' election. I've been moping around and just can't get it out of my system. I've kinda considered going back on Zoloft but I really don't want to because of the (lack of erection) side effects. I'm finally getting to a point that I don't need the viagra except for maybe an all day fuckathon. About 10 yrs. ago I had a brief obsession with abusing Robitussen cough syrup and it really fucked up my erections. I don't recommend this to anyone and I regret doing it myself. Luckily my hardon's are finally back to norm...Yea!

But anyway, I'm just going to deal with this blue period the old fashioned way and just go through it and get over it. The other day I saw this woman in her car and she had anti-Kerry bumper stickers on her back window and I gave her the finger as I passed her on the road. I'm not just talking a quick flash of the finger either I'm talking arm stretched out window, finger in her face flipping the bird... and it felt really goooood. Scooby asked me the other day what it was going to take to get me out of this funk I'm in and I told him, "Two guys fucking the hell out of me like we did to T last month". Yes that is what I need... a major ass and mouth fuckin' overhaul complete with a hot spooge lube job to both orifices. That would definately zap me out of this mood and put a silly grin on my face to boot.

5 comments:

Will said...

That would not only kick me out of a foul mood, it would eliminate the need for therapy for a good six months! So, what's stopping you boys from giving T a call . . . ?

Anonymous said...

ass and mouth fucking... too romantic. i think that's what the world needs now, some dirty sex to clear things up. and that's not just because i'm all alone and an lonely, i think it would be a good thing.

Drub said...

That totally lifts me out of any depression or funk I get when I can't life a pencil to draw. Also, nothing cures that like going to Amsterdam and getting it both ways, giving it too, with guys that don't speak English.

angreeblkcub said...

I'll second that emotion. piggy sex never fails to put me in a good, albeit tired, mood. If y'all do add T as a third...take lots of pictures!!! ;D

Michael said...

Well guys if it don't happen soon I'll be in New Orleans in a month and I should be able to get my freak on there.