Scooby and I went out to lunch today with Thurston at this little deli down the street from his house. He started telling us about someone that I guess he knows, (not sure cuz he's a vague storyteller, could possibly be something he read outta the newspaper) anyway this pregnate woman was in France and unfortunately had to be rushed to the hospital and had a miscarriage. Well the hospital told her that her American Insurance wasn't good in France and she had to pay the bill in full. Well she freaked out about having to pay the hospital bill until she found out what she owed....$50..
Thurston: Do you believe that, why are we so expensive.
Me: Because of lawsuits and Drs. having to have lawsuit insurance.
Thurston: THIS COUNTRY IS ALL ABOUT MONEY I'M SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T NAME IT "THE UNITED STATES OF MONEY"... MONEY, MONEY MONEY...I HOPE EVERYONE GETS ALL THE MONEY THEY WANT AND SHOVE IT RIGHT DOWN THEIR THROATS AND CHOKE ON IT!
God he cracks me up sometimes...
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